Off to Florida Poppa
22/10/10 04:25 PM
A few months ago my Dad bought me a car (I'm very successful). My old truck, Purple Heat, is for sale if anyone is interested. What I didn't realize at the time was that he basically was turning me into a slave by buying me said car. "Hey Robert, why don't you come over to the house this week and do a bunch of shit for me seeing as I bought you a car?" That's not what he says but I guarantee that's the meaning. So for the past few months whenever I'm home I go by the house and see Mom and Dad, cut grass, lay grass seed, blow the driveway and back deck, move boxes, drive him around in his Corvette and Triumph (he can't drive), and bitch about how I hate doing all these things!! When my Dad bought me the car he said something about taking him to his 50th high school reunion in Tampa, FL a few months later. I was like OK, whatever.
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