22/10/10 04:25 PM
A few months ago my Dad bought me a car (I'm very successful). My old truck, Purple Heat, is for sale if anyone is interested. What I didn't realize at the time was that he basically was turning me into a slave by buying me said car. "Hey Robert, why don't you come over to the house this week and do a bunch of shit for me seeing as I bought you a car?" That's not what he says but I guarantee that's the meaning. So for the past few months whenever I'm home I go by the house and see Mom and Dad, cut grass, lay grass seed, blow the driveway and back deck, move boxes, drive him around in his Corvette and Triumph (he can't drive), and bitch about how I hate doing all these things!! When my Dad bought me the car he said something about taking him to his 50th high school reunion in Tampa, FL a few months later. I was like OK, whatever.
08/03/10 01:41 PM
So NBC has decided to bring back Last Comic Standing for the summer of 2010. Seeing as the producers of the show know and like me, I will be auditioning in NYC on March 20. Do I think I have a chance, yes. Otherwise I wouldn't audition. It's a tv show and seeing as I made the semis the last season it was on who knows? If nothing else I'm gonna be in NYC for 5 days and am gonna see one of my best friends from high school that I haven't seen in 20 years. It's not all bad. And if I get on tv I get paid so booyah!!
29/01/10 11:45 AM
I've got some new show dates up on my schedule page. Opening for Jim Gaffigan at the Verizon Theater in Houston is a big one. It's part of his "King Baby" tour and part of my "opening for people more famous than me" tour. This blog is lame